Jokes
Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be
desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Q: What is the diference between a golf ball and a womans clitoris?
A: A guy will spend twenty minites looking for a golf ball.
Q: What three golfers would you not want to be behind on a golf course?
A: O. J. Simpson because he's a slicer, Monica because she's a hooker,
and Bill Clinton because he neverknows what hole he's on.
Four men were out golfing. "These hills are getting steeper as the
years go by," one complained.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,"
said the third senior. After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the
oldest and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and
said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"
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